The Truth Is Out There Velveteen Blanket | funny conspiracy, stamped fact

$38.58

Size: 30" × 40"

Quantity

30 days return policy.

About the product

Playful mock-exposé blanket featuring a cartoon detective in a foil hat and bold, stamped headline. The artwork leans into low-stakes conspiracy humor with bright, high-contrast accent colors and declarative lettering that reads like a faux official reveal. Printed on one side in vivid detail, the medium heavy-weight polyester weave keeps the design sharp while feeling soft against the skin—a cozy, tongue-in-cheek layer for lounging, desk naps, or office banter. Product features - 100% polyester or 83% polyester/17% spandex print options - Print on one side in high detail and vibrant color - Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz/yd² / 300 g/m²) - Double needle topstitch on all seams for durability - Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes and formaldehyde requirements Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not iron - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not bleach - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product

Double needle topstitch on all seams

The product is sewn around the edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting and durable

Polyester

This durable synthetic fabric retains its shape and dries quickly

Age restrictions

For adults

Country of origin

Blank product sourced from China

Other compliance information

Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes and formaldehyde level requirements.

Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not bleach; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product.

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Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.

We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

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